Trini Accident (Joke of the Day)

A Trini woman and a Trini man are involved in a car accident; it's
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, 

The woman says, "So you're a Trini man; that's interesting. I'm a Trini
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days." 

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely! This must be a sign from God!"

The Trini woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
 
Then she hands the bottle to the Trini man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands the
it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police."